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SYPHILIS

Buencamino does foreign and political affairs analysis for Action for Economic Reforms. This article was published in newspaper Today, 11 November 2004 edition, p. 11.


Four more years of George Bush will be like four more years of syphilis,  – Dr. Hunter S. Thompson


Part I: Preventing a cure


It could be said that George W. Bush won because he knew he was vulnerable on the economy and the war so he pursued a strategy of concentrating on his base and animating “sleepers” among the moral values crowd.


To keep his 2000 election base intact, Bush went into a denial mode. Hepainted a rosy economic future and claimed success in the war on terror, while portraying John Kerry as untrustworthy.


His campaign made sure it responded quickly and forcefully to everynegative news report about the economy and the war with his version ofreality, thereby transforming media into an echo chamber no matter whatit reported. The tactic made it easier for his base, who needed to believe they voted wisely in 2000, to stay with him.


To rouse the “sleepers”, Bush took a page right out of the late Lee Atwater’s  playbook—create an emotionally charged moral wedge issue that will trap Democrats in a dilemma that forces them tostraddle. It will make them look unprincipled and weak.


In Lee Atwater’s time, the Republican wedge was flag-burning and thechoice was between freedom of speech and patriotism. Following thesuccess of flag-burning, Republicans raised the ante and introduced thepledge of allegiance and school prayer, and Democrats had to choosebetween God and Caesar in both cases.


In 2004, way before the Democrats decided on their candidate, Bushunveiled a new moral wedge, a constitutional amendment banning same sexmarriage, God versus Caesar again. He did not stop there.


He also made sure the issue of stem cell research was framed withabortion, Roe vs Wade. Consequently, the question of Supreme Courtappointments became a character-defining issue too.


In the closing days of the campaign, Karl Rove, Bush’s chief politicaladviser, said the Christian right was so fired up over moral values, hewas confident Bush would get the vote of at least four millionevangelicals who didn’t vote in 2000.


Bush’s strategy was effective as far as keeping 90 percent of his baseintact but that would not have given him enough votes to win, becauseKerry also kept 90 percent of Gore’s slightly larger 2000 vote intact;so the bases cancelled out each other.


The millions of votes from the “moral issues” crowd came largely fromBible Belt states and those were conceded to Bush even before thecampaign got underway.


Popular votes do not win presidential elections, electoral collegevotes do, so Bush’s electoral college victory had to come fromsomewhere else.


Politics is subtraction as much as it is addition.


If it’s true that Bush didn’t repeat his successful 2000 Florida strategy of purged voters lists, trashed new voters registrations, malfunctioning voting machines and spoiled ballots to win this election—then it must also be true that the cure for syphilis is to screw the same infected person again.{mospagebreak}Part II: There’s no cure


Let me put it to you this way: I earned capital in the campaign,political capital, and now I intend to spend it. – PRESIDENT BUSH


In the next four years, televangelists will increase their influence over the American moral agenda.


There will be no gay marriage. Gay couples will have to continue cohabiting in shame and in sin.


Attorney General John Ashcoft’s composition, “Let the Eagle Soar” willbecome the new national anthem. Permission will be granted to hiscongregation to sing it in tongues.

Televangelical influence will extend to foreign policy as well.


Foreign assistance to HIV-AIDS victims will stop because they broughtGod’s wrath upon themselves by fornicating like animals. Besides, mostHIV-AIDS victims are Africans and not included in God’s plan.


Palestinians will be driven to the sea because the bible says Jesus is not coming back until that happens.


Saudi Arabia will become a democracy.


A Gideon’s bible will be in every Riyadh hotel room. Pirated ChristianDVDs and pearl crucifixes will be sold in Mecca’s shopping malls andits owners will build Christian prayer rooms for stallholders.


The Neo-cons will become more open about their plans for worlddomination. The “Protocols of Zion” will be updated and republishedunder a new title, “Project for A New American Century.”


Mistakes made in the invasion of Iraq will be rectified. The US willnow provide garlands and bouquets for the crowds who will line thestreets of Damascus and Tehran to welcome American liberators.


Human rights in Abu Ghraib and other torture centers will be strictlyenforced. Male interrogators will be ordered to wear condoms and theirfemale counterparts will not be permitted to smoke while engaged insexual horseplay.


The ever-present danger of wars and terrorism brought about by neo-conallegiance to Israel and lust for world domination will lead to thedeployment of new anti-ballistic missile defense systems to protectAmerica from car bombs.


Instability in the Middle East will keep oil prices high. Bush willhave to open Alaska and arctic reserves to oil exploration in order tomaintain a stable and ample supply of oil at unaffordable prices.


Media ownership will be relaxed to pave the way for a monopoly that will eliminate the need for stifling dissent.


Perpetual war footing and more tax cuts for the many new billions to bemade by Bush cronies in the military industrial complex and the oilindustry will drive the deficit higher and bankrupt Social Security andMedicare.


Their collapse will lead to even more tax cuts because the ensuingprivatization will produce huge windfalls for other cronies in thebanking, securities, insurance, healthcare and pharmaceuticalindustries.


Think tanks like the Heritage Foundation and American EnterpriseInstitute— whose only purpose is to publish papers advancing theinterests of America’s ruling class and making life miserable for therest of the world— won’t have to masquerade as think tanks anymore.


It’s hard to predict how else the disease will mutate over the nextfour years but one thing is sure: THIS strain of syphilis is highlyresistant to antibiotics. This one’s not going away.

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