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Action for Economic Reforms

CHICKENHAWKS

Buencamino does foreign and political affairs analysis for Action for Economic Reforms. This piece was published in the Yellow Pad column of Business World, 02 August 2004 edition.


At a time when accusations of cowardice are flying around, it’s good to find out who are truly courageous.


The New Hampshire Gazette is America’s oldest newspaper. The Gazette

investigated the military backgrounds of Bush and his war party and

discovered that all of his top war planners, with the exception of

Colin Powell and Richard Armitage, were chickenhawks.


What is a chickenhawk? The Gazette defines it as, ” n. – A person

enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it; particularly

when that enthusiasm is undimmed by personal experience with war; most

emphatically when that lack of experience came in spite of ample

opportunity in that person’s youth.”


Here’s an interesting and informative list on our “courageous” allies in the Bush team:


1. George “Dubya” Bush avoided the Vietnam War by enlisting in the

National Guards, a known hide-out of the children of the rich and

powerful during the Vietnam War. George Bush is accused of going AWOL

while with the Guards. Service records during the period of his AWOL

are missing.


2. Condoleza Rice avoided the Gulf War. She was the one who blew smoke

out of her ass and called it a “mushroom cloud”. She is famous for

having said, “I was going to do all of these things that were revered

in white society so well, that I would be armored somehow from racism.

I would be able to confront white society on its own terms.” She is a

former board member of Chevron, one of the beneficiaries of the

War.


3. Karl Rove, Bush Senior White House Advisor, avoided the Vietnam War.

He is suspected as the likely source of the leak exposing CIA operative

Valerie Plame, wife of Ambassador Joseph Wilson, the man who exposed

the bogus “Niger Yellowcake’ story.


4. Richard “Dick” Cheney avoided the Vietnam War because he had “other

priorities”. He is best known for awarding no-bid contracts to

Halliburton, an oil services company he used to head. He still receives

money from Halliburton. He is inevitably one of the usual suspects for

just about anything shady.


5. I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby went to Yale instead of enlisting to fight

in Vietnam. He is Cheney’s Chief of Staff. He is suspected of inserting

the “Niger Yellowcake” horseshit in Bush’s State of the Union Address

and leaking the name of CIA operative, Valerie Plame, to the press.


6. Donald “Don” Rumsfeld avoided the Korean War. He is Secretary of

Defense. He spent the Korean War in Princeton and enlisted in the navy

when the Korean War was conveniently over. His reaction to the Abu

Ghraib tortures was to blame camcorders and digital cameras. He is the

only Bush official who is pictured in chummy poses with Saddam. The

pictures were taken when he was trying to sell an oil pipeline deal to

Saddam on behalf of Bechtel, a no-bid contractor in post-Saddam Iraq.


7. Paul Wolfowitz avoided the Vietnam War. He was able to get draft

deferments after graduating from Cornell in 1965, just when the Vietnam

War was heating up and brave men were needed to serve. He is Rumsfeld’s

Deputy Secretary of Defense and one of the leading architects of the

War.


8. Eliot Abrams avoided the Vietnam War. He handles Middle East Affairs

in the National Security Council which Condoleeza Rice heads. He was

convicted of perjury for lying to Congress about the Iran-Contra

Affair. He was pardoned by George Bush the elder.


9. John Bolton avoided the Vietnam War. He is the resident hawk of the

State Department. Colin Powell didn’t want him but was over-ruled by

“higher-ups”. His job at State, aside from beating war drums, is to

keep an eye on Powell and Armitage.


10. Richard Perle avoided the Vietnam War through the deferment route.

Along with Wolfowitz, he is one of the architects of the War. Like

Cheney, there are many questions about his shady business dealings.


11. John Ashcroft avoided the Vietnam War. He is US Attorney General

and the prime enforcer of the Patriot Act. He lost a senatorial

election to a dead man and he belongs to a Christian cult that

specializes in speaking in tongues.


The list is incomplete.


Dwight Eisenhower refused to join the British during the Suez Canal

War. Eisenhower was angry because the British misled him. More

important, he saw the carnage of WWII firsthand and thereafter abhorred

war.


George Bush’s father was a navy pilot during WWII. When Bob Woodward of

the Washington Post asked the younger Bush whether he consulted his

father before ordering the invasion of Iraq, he replied, “he is the

wrong father to appeal to in terms of strength; there is a higher

father that I appeal to.” I hope he wasn’t referring to God as the

higher father.

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